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Old 03-01-2016, 10:56 AM   #41
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Old 03-01-2016, 03:06 PM   #43
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Q. Did you hear about the skeleton and his girlfriend?
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Old 03-01-2016, 03:08 PM   #44
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couple drives to the hospital because the wife is in labor. The doctor alerts them that she invented a machine that will transfer some of the labor pain to the father, if they'd like. The husband eagerly says, "Give it all to me!" The couple returns home with a bouncing baby boy, only to find the mailman dead on their lawn.
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Old 03-01-2016, 06:47 PM   #46
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couple drives to the hospital because the wife is in labor. The doctor alerts them that she invented a machine that will transfer some of the labor pain to the father, if they'd like. The husband eagerly says, "Give it all to me!" The couple returns home with a bouncing baby boy, only to find the mailman dead on their lawn.
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The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
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couple drives to the hospital because the wife is in labor. The doctor alerts them that she invented a machine that will transfer some of the labor pain to the father, if they'd like. The husband eagerly says, "Give it all to me!" The couple returns home with a bouncing baby boy, only to find the mailman dead on their lawn.
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