Viewsat Pro - Giveaway Contest for VIP Members Only

[Satellite hunter]

Hello everyone,

Here is our first contest for our V.I.P members and Visting Mod/Admin can also join in. The winner will win a Viewsat Pro and it will be shipped from Viewsats.com. The contest will end on Saturday Nov 1st.

Here are the rules: ALL V.I.P members can post on this thread up to 10 posts, and the member with the last post on this thread at 7:00 PM EST or 4:00 PM PST on Nov 1st will win the receiver. you can post jokes or anything you want, EXCEPT pornography, pornografic materials and anything related to such.

Thread will be closed at 7:00 PM EST or 4:00 PM PST on Nov 1st


SH

[SatelliteGuy1982]

August 1st is past already or is it alittle far away? Im confused :eek: whens it going to end??? LOL

[Satbum.]

LOL - he must mean November or December...

[ufcwatcher]

Yeah I think he meant. November 1st since that day falls on a Saturday.

[Grasshopper]

Corrected to Nov 1st. I think that what he meant...

[EVERLAST]

you can add me would love to test

[dman999]

Me too! ...and great!!!! It's on a weekend so us West coasters can participate!

TY SH for making it a little later than the prior contests and for making it a weekend. If possible, 8PM EST (5PM PST) would be better during the week for us West Coasters.

Thanks to all you Mods, and the owner, for what you do for us all here.

[satellite1010]

can't wait for this!

[HenDawg]

Good luck to all members.

[SatelliteGuy1982]

Thought this was funny

[salesman]

I sure would like to add one to my testing list. Good luck to all.

[mmsports1]

looks like he said nov1st are you blind? hahahahah

[tweet]

I read Nov. 1st also... lol any way here's a joke for you all...
2 guys from arkansas talking...
guy 1: UCMDUKS
guy 2:MRKNOT
guy 1: OSAR
guy2:MRKNOT
guy 1: MRSO
guy 1:UCMWANGS
guy 2: LIB,MRDUKS

TRANSLATION
you see them ducks
them are not
oh yes they are
them are not
them are so
you see them wings
well i'll be them are ducks.

[cdo_care]

C'mmon VIP members Dont forget to post here... This is a Nice Receiver and you love it.

[BootlegGreg]

lets see if i can win 2 in a row
A guy goes to the zoo to feed the monkeys. He throws the monkey a peanut. The monkey picks up the peanut, sticks it in his rear end, pulls it out, and eats it.
The guy goes, "Yuk!"
He throws the monkey another peanut. The monkey picks up the peanut, sticks it in his rear end, pulls it out, and eats it.
The guy goes, "Yuk!"
He goes to the zookeeper, and he says, "Man, that is one very stupid monkey."
The zookeeper says, "No, that's a very smart monkey. Last week, somebody threw him a big peach, and he ate it, and he couldn't pass the pit, so now he measures everything first."

[SatelliteGuy1982]

No im not blind.. Satellite Hunter had it as August 1st!!! I belive grasshopper went in and fixed it to November.....

[allyal]

Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy and yet i cant seem to get enough of it

[codemanb]

The Blonde and the Blinker

Two blondes were driving down the road.

The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No

[codemanb]

The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.

A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."

The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie."

St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "This is heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."

[rip_72032]

Please put my name in the hat !!!

[iceman8119]

Illl be here...waiting for the time

[missjaime]

I wood like to Test a Viewsat Pro here in Bermuda
Please Consider me. Thanks missjaime.

[Satellite hunter]

Visiting Mod/Admin can also join in this contest.

Good luck to everyone!

SH

[EVERLAST]

ok posted would like to test this unit and write a topic on it good luck everyone.

[adwehbe]

Me Toooooooo

:banana

[adwehbe]

Count me in

:banana

[satellite1010]

wouldn't mind having another receiver either:P hehe

[codemanb]

Those Lovely Farmer''s Daughters

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''''I''m Eddie, I''m here to pick up Betty. We''re going for spaghetti, is she ready?''''
"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''''I''m Joe, I''m here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''''Hello, my name is Chuck.''''

The farmer shot Chuck

[dci40]

:banana Heard good things about this receiver hope to try it out

[iceman8119]

blonde calls boyfriend and say's i just bought this puzzle.... its suppose to be of a tiger but i just cant figure it out ive tried every way imaginable and no luck. Well the boyfriend says ill be over later to help you out...well later on he shows up and she's in tears he says whats wrong and why do you have that whole box of frosted flakes all over the coffee table. LoL

[snitzhel]

hello fta family....wouldnt mind testing out another receiver to expand this hobby..was thinking about installing sats and receivers for a side job.. i just inroduce 2 coworkers and another is in talks..so site sponsors be ready....

[wawaweh]

WIFE.........who is this Cindy written in the napkin in your pocket
HUSBAND.........oh that, that was the horse im betting in the race, dont worry about it

After 3 days

WIFE........COME HERE (SLAP the hell out of the husband)
HUSBAND.......what is that slap for
WIFE........your horse Ciny just called.:banana

[mike35]

what is the difference between a blonde and a beer?
both are empty from the neck up! :D

[adwehbe]

Please add my name as well

[adwehbe]

Add me as well to win

[SatelliteGuy1982]

Only 8 days away!!! :banana I can't wait.....I would like to win this box and test the hell out of it... :p

[BootlegGreg]

Three guys are arguing at a party about who has the best memory.
The first guy says, "I can remember my mother putting on my diaper."
The second guy says, "That's nothing. I can remember being born."
The third guy says, "That's nothing. I can remember going to a party with my father and coming home with my mother."


sorry guys but im gonna win

[Grasshopper]

I am going to win it. Who want to take this receiver away from me :D

GH

[BootlegGreg]

What would you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment?
Poupourri.


its mine gh,go away

[Grasshopper]

What would you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment?
Poupourri.


its mine gh,go away

hehehe... let's see who will win this one :)

[BootlegGreg]

There's a rabbit walking through the woods, and he comes upon a deer, and the deer's rolling a joint.
The rabbit says, "Hey, deer, I love you, man, don't smoke that stuff. Enjoy life with me and come through the woods."
So the deer follows. They're walking through the woods and they see a skunk cutting up some cocaine.
The rabbit says, "Hey, skunk, I love you, bro, don't do that cocaine. Enjoy life with us and come through the woods."
So he follows the deer and the rabbit. They walk up on a bear, and he's fixing up a rig of heroin, about to shoot up some heroin.
The rabbit says, "Bear, man, don't do that, bro, I love you, man..."
The bear slaps the shit out of the rabbit and he goes flying through the woods.
The skunk and the deer go, "What the hell'd you do that for?"
The bear says, "Every time that little ****er eats ecstasy, he comes around here telling me how much he loves me."

dont pull rank on me gh,i need the rest of my posts to win again,btw thanks for all the help

[SatelliteGuy1982]

Things to do in the bathroom stall...

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

[adwehbe]

Count me in

[afsakhan]

let me in too

[dumbear33]

my turn to try

[momworking]

Love to ride on in and test that their box...

[tweet]

2 nuns are taking a shower together, when a ghost appears and says Hokus Pokus.... The nuns tell him to heck with Hokus just Poke us

[rajab]

i wish i can win!

[adwehbe]

count me in

[dman999]

Hmm, could the win be Mine? :)

[rajab]

no i hope its mine!!!!!! only 6 more hours till it closes!

[sdleo]

:new

As Daffy would say:
Whoo hoo! Whoo hoo! Whoo hoo...!

[Grasshopper]

Who will be the next winer?

[rajab]

14 more minutes!!

[gremlin411]

Hey count me in

[sdleo]

"Tell me, does your husband snore?"

"Oh, yes, indeed so delightfully."

"What?"

"Yes, really he's so musical you know, his voice is baritone, he only snores operatic bits, mostly Aida."

[rajab]

wow this is so exciting LOL!!!!!!!!

[gremlin411]

Hello here again

[rajab]

wierd thing is my clock says 3min to 4 over here its 11 min???! on the website

[sdleo]

Sure enough!!!I'm all giggly now!!

[gremlin411]

hi again it is me

[Watcher64]

time to play

[sdleo]

countdown the thhe big prize!!

[rajab]

HOWS IT GOING EVERYONE?? i hope i can have it i really want the PVR feature

[gremlin411]

this mite be mine this time

[sdleo]

Thank you!! Please

[gremlin411]

time to play

[gremlin411]

here try this time

[sdleo]

A 2nd helping....

[gremlin411]

here we go again

[rajab]

Come on viewsat pro i never won anything before!!!

[gremlin411]

here we go again round two

[sdleo]

'tis the season for my reasons!!

[rajab]

I think i will win THIS!!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT PVR FEATURE!!!!!!786!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Watcher64]

Hello Dr. Falken ......

Shall We Play A Game ?

[gremlin411]

me either I want it too.

[sdleo]

And dessert is served!!!

[Watcher64]

How About ThermoNulear War ?

[rajab]

PVR i want mine 786!!!

[gremlin411]

hey let know something here

[SatelliteGuy1982]

Hope I get to try this box out... :)

[SatelliteGuy1982]

I hope I win......:rolleyes:

[SatelliteGuy1982]

Is it me?????:D

[SatelliteGuy1982]

Did I win? Did I win? Did I win?????:banana

[rajab]

its over guys its me and that other dude we both posted at 4pm exactly same timing!!!!

[SatelliteGuy1982]

I think I got it....:banana

[rajab]

no lol i posted before you me and satelite guy tied it we both posted at same seconds!

[Watcher64]

Not sure the last one said the last post "before the thread closes" this one says "AT the time it closes" , so I am a little confused, but whoever wins , "Congrats!!"



it is confusing for me so the last one AT the time the thread closes would be the first one to post at that time, with the other way it would be the last one in the last minute ...

[rajab]

ya same, also i noticed that the site clock is 7minutes behind then the pst timing so ya...cuz i was first going with the pst clock and then went for the site clock aswell.

[SatelliteGuy1982]

It says the last person to post at 7:00. that means the last person to post at 7:00:59 seconds wins i posted at 7:00 and my next post it at 7:01

[Watcher64]

It says the last person to post at 7:00. that means the last person to post at 7:00:59 seconds wins i posted at 7:00 and my next post it at 7:01


That does sound right, but it is up to the mods ...

[sdleo]

"Thread will be closed at 7:00 PM EST or 4:00 PM PST on Nov 1st"

Well programmatically, if the admin were to set it up to do as it says here then "Computer" would have counted 4:00:01 as being past 4:00 PM....

"Well, these are the dickens of times!"

Congratulations whomever!!
:clap

[Watcher64]

"Thread will be closed at 7:00 PM EST or 4:00 PM PST on Nov 1st"

Well programmatically, if the admin were to set it up to do as it says here then "Computer" would have counted 4:00:01 as being past 4:00 PM....

"Well, these are the dickens of times!"

Congratulations whomever!!
:clap

That was how I first thought, but only the FTAconcept gods or demigods know for sure ...

[SatelliteGuy1982]

I just wish they would say who won..:)

[rajab]

ya also it said pst which is 7min behind there website clock so i think its me =) if its not congratz to whoever the lucky person is!

[SatelliteGuy1982]

Im not arguing but I found this on the sonicview 360 contest look at post #326 by Satellitehunter. the same rules should apply to this contest aswell... http://www.ftaconcept.com/showthread.php?t=18832&page=17

[Lemo]

I sure could use a new receiver.

[Grasshopper]

I think SatelliteGuy1982 is a new winer :) Congrats brother!

GH

[SatelliteGuy1982]

Sweet!!!!!:banana :banana There was some confusion about who won..:banana

[stonehouse]

congrats dude... may you still remember those (like me) that are stuck with older receivers, the little people...

[SatelliteGuy1982]

I can't belive I won........ LOL!!!dielaughing

[SatelliteGuy1982]

I should play the lotto.. I won tickets 2 weeks ago to the wheeling nailers hockey game and now this...:D

[rajab]

I think SatelliteGuy1982 is a new winer :) Congrats brother!

GH

grasshopper it should of been me u guys stated PST time which is 4:00 and your guys forum time is 7minutes behind from PST and you guys never stated that it was forum time so technically it should be me..

[SatelliteGuy1982]

Even if it was to end right at 7:00 Watcher64 had the first post then you rajab then it was gremlin411 then me.

[gremlin411]

WTG satelliteguy 1982 your kung fu is strong I was close though.

[SatelliteGuy1982]

Thank you gremlin411..
I just wish it was a HD box to go with my new 42" plasma... :D

[dman999]

Congratulations SatelliteGuy1982!!

[Satellite hunter]

Congratulations,SatelliteGuy1982!!!
You are the winner of this contest. Your receiver will be shipped out to you as soon as I contact our sponsor.

[SatelliteGuy1982]

Thank you Satellite Hunter.. I cant wait to get it and try it out..

[adwehbe]

Add my name in pleas

[ufcwatcher]

Congrats SatelliteGuy1982

[SatelliteGuy1982]

Thank you ufcwatcher...

[SatelliteGuy1982]

I got my Prize today.. setup was alittle different compared to my CW... It will take a day or two to get used to it.. Thanks FTAConcept for Being the BEST and I mean the BEST FTA site on the web with Admins and Mods that are filled with years Info to share..

Thanks SG1982