Sonicview 360 Elite Giveaway

[Satellite hunter]

Hello everyone,

Here is our first contest for our V.I.P members. The winner will win a Sonicview 360 Elite and it will be shipped from Viewsats.com. The contest will end at the end of this month.

Here are the rules: ALL V.I.P members can post on this thread up to 10 posts, and the member with the last post on this thread at 4:30 PM EST or 1:30 PM PST on July 31st will win the receiver. you can post jokes or anything you want, EXCEPT pornography, pornografic materials and anything related to such.

Thread will be closed at 4:30 PM EST or 1:30 PM PST on July 31st


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Sonicview SV360 Elite Specifications

• Fully MPEG-2 & DVB-S Supported
• 2 Tuners and Blind Scan Supported
• 3 USB 2.0 Ports for External HDD and USB Memory Stick
• S/PDIF for Digital Audio / Dolby AC-3 Bitstream Output
• RCA and Components Outputs : Y, Pb, Pr
• S-Video Output
• USAL Supported
• 16 Bit (65,536) Colors & User Friendly GUI for Easy Control
• Fast Booting and Scan Speed
• Signal & Multi-Satellite Auto Scan
• Manual Scan Supported
• High Speed Channel Changing Time: Less than 1 Second
• 6,000 Channel Memory Capacity for TV and Radio Programs
• 8 Programmable Favorite Channel List Groups
• Channel Sorting by FTA, CAS, Satellite, Alphabetical and Network
• Picture in Graphic Available
• Software Downloading with Serial Port and or USB 2.0 Port
• Zoom In / Out function for TV
• Various Aspect Ratio with 4:3, Letter Box, Full Screen & 16:9
• Background Graphic Display for Radio Program Channels
• Parental Lock Function Using Master PIN Code
• 20 Step Volume Control
• Useful Remote Key Functions for Channel Find, Edit and Signal Strength Display
• Dual Record & Playback Simultaneously Using External HDD
• Dual Recording and Time Shifting Simultaneously Using External HDD
• Time Shifting Supported Using External HDD
• Powerful Trick Mode Supported Using External HDD
• Live Picture in Picture (PIP) Supported
• Music and Photo File Supported

[Watcher64]

ooohhh ooohhh ... pick me pick me ...

Haha ....

[HenDawg]

:clap Way to go...

[Grasshopper]

Nice... have fun guys :)

GH

[Ashliegh]

sweet idea sound like fun lol

[ufcwatcher]

Good luck to everyone.

[Satbum.]

Best of luck to you all!
Please help to keep this nice site up and running by the $2.00 monthly nonation.

[bufbills]

im in
im in

[satbum60]

What's up Bro?

[gremlin411]

I am here too.
Post # 1

is that eastern time?

[houndog]

I'm in and the price is right!
houndog

[big dummy]

i would like some of that

[Mrsrgy]

woo hoo me too! IM N :banana

[happyday2u]

I don't think I have that luck but count me in

[kivamax]

Oh Yeah I need 1 of this to add to my collection sweeet.

[fkelley]

pick me pick me

[thoang0126]

Hubba hubba ! More toys to play with

[Joe Petchuk]

no TV to watchet time to hit wadka an entrit contestation

[adrianmitchell]

Ummm, gotta think of something to post! haha.

[LIVEUPDATE]

good luck guys..thats a great stb..

[Flicker1]

Thats great a site with incentives for its loyal members !!!!!!!

[Intrepid]

Refrigerator Man

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, ''Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!'' :rolleyes:
''I wouldn't worry too much about it,'' the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.'' :cool:

''But you don't understand,'' the woman insists. ''He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake. :banana

:clap :clap

[No_PaRoLe]

Glad to see such a great response. Great job SH on keeping th esite going...

[Hankers]

Nice idea! :)

[mr shady]

i want it PLEASE! LOL

[Hankers]

with sugar on it

[oscarytara]

this sounds really cool!

[mmartindls]

ok...now I'm in... Ok...A blonde just drives out of a hail storm and her car is all dented up...She thinks.."what should I do" then it dawns on her.."I'll take it to a mechanic!!!" The mechanic notices she is blonde and decides to have a little fun with her. "Ma'am," he explains, "what you need to do is go home and get out of your car and blow in the tail pipe. That will pop the dents out." She thought that was a brilliant idea. So she does...the first time, nothing happens...she does it again...nothing...a third time...still nothing...she is angry. Her friend comes over and asks, "What in the world are you doing?" The blonde explains what the mechanic told her to do....so the friend, being blonde, says to her, "Well no wonder why it's not working!!! Duuuuhhhhh, you have to roll the windows up!" :)

[mankind]

count me in

[migy760]

I wouldn't mind putting that receiver in my bedroom!!!!! LOL!!!!

[trami_13]

I would like some of that

[xd4v3x]

im in!!!!!

[mag744]

i paid with paypal still wont let me download anything whats up with that

[Grasshopper]

i paid with paypal still wont let me download anything whats up with that

Try again... you are now our VIP :)

[Grasshopper]

im in!!!!!

Sorry, for VIP members only :)

[fuzzychuck]

now i have vip status but still cant download files

[Desuku]

Nice.... I hope everyone wins lol

[Desuku]

Me too, I just paid and I can't get my damn file....

[Grasshopper]

now i have vip status but still cant download files

Please try again....

GH

[TD52]

I have one great FTA..so go for it guys

[rmostowy]

Hey Thanks to Fta concept, the top fta site for info and files

[Intrepid]

Doctor!

I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. :rolleyes:

When did you first notice this problem?

What problem? dielaughing

[fkelley]

hey i'm still trying post #2 thanks

[dstonecold4]

Thats why i always say this site is awesome

[sunnydaze4261]

count me in!

[cheeser]

Count me in too .:rolleyes:

[emtp99]

first post glad to have made a donation.........great site

[barry o]

I've never won anything before so i'll try!:banana

[bboard1]

Pick me
Pick me i need a new box.

[vaghela]

briliant idia but little confused with instant vip and private site access whats the diff
hallahallahalla

[coolsat_tony44]

I'll Buy A Chance At The Box! Anyone Got Change For A FIFTY ????????????????

[Pete]

what's up i just became a vip member

[ufcwatcher]

what's up i just became a vip member

I sent a PM to Grasshopper and Satbum and they will check on it for you.

[coolsat_tony44]

I Want To be A WINNER!

[metsys]

Hmm....I have a good feeling about this one..

[bubbap]

As a new member this sounds great. Love the site. Good luck to all!;)

[daveboy]

New Receiver, How nice

[cnsheets]

Says that contest ends on July 31 at 4:30pm....

WHAT TIME ZONE????

[Grasshopper]

Says that contest ends on July 31 at 4:30pm....

WHAT TIME ZONE????

4:30 PM EST or 1:30 PM PT

[lawdogillinois]

Hey guys, when I log On do I automatically get into the VIP Access or do I have to go somewhere else to get in?

[satellite1010]

this ones guna b funn!!

[t_clealy]

I'm in

Post # 1

:banana

[Intrepid]

First man: You know, I hear Microsoft is going to start making Condoms. :banana

Second man: That gives a whole new meaning to the words, “General Protection Fault.” :eek:

[stryder80]

I heard through the grapevine I was going to win...alright

[harleynut]

Free did someone say free?:banana

[grandpaterry]

Post, Host, Toast, Coast who cares, I'm in.

[XRange]

Good luck VIP members.

[mr shady]

this will be great for a lucky member!

[asdfjkl]

This would be nice - my FLU is getting a bit old ;)

[beanie]

After the month I've had, I could use some luck!!!!!!!!!!

[E9 scout sniper]

great site guys... just remember!!!!!!!!!

you can run from a sniper but you will only die tired!!!

[Geront]

Sonicview SV360 and nFusion looks nice under my TV :D :P

[dman999]

Sounds great to me! :)

[mceathron]

I could use one of those

[desert]

im in this is a great place

[Grasshopper]

Can I join in too? :)

[CaseyD]

I am in also.... But I've often been asked, 'What do you old guys do now that you're retired?'
Well, I have a friend who hangs out with me. He has a chemical engineering background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, wine, bourbon, tequila, and martinis into urine.

And, we're pretty damn good at it too.

Good luck to all

[walterswoodman]

What did Matt Jones ask the Arkansas police as they confiscated his cocaine paraphenalia?
Hey Pig, Can I have my Razor-back?

[emehlig]

pick me:) pick me

[adwehbe]

Great job. I am proud to be a part of this site.

[bubbap]

I'm not a lucky person typically, but there's always a chance. Thanks for the opportunity to win though. Keep up the good work guys!

:clap

[XRange]

I'm not a lucky person typically, but there's always a chance. Thanks for the opportunity to win though. Keep up the good work guys!

:clap

Thanks everyone for helping supporting site.

[free4ever]

Remember.....do not give up

[heshamkhalaf]

good job, way to go. keep the good work

[mikeanddena]

I have no luck. Thanks for all the help:banana

[dawgslife]

VERY Cool Glad to support...

[dawgslife]

:banana :new LOVE IT....

[telfjr]

Im not sure if I want to use up my luck...I was trying to save it for the lotto tonite. LOL

[gremlin411]

post # 2
ok you all can stop posting now I can fill my bone's I win !!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[Catzie]

I Love this place............................

[2008]

Sorry guys, I claim this one for myself :D

[Catzie]

OK so who plans to help me keep count of my posts. What is the penalty for loosing count and going over. OH please don't tell me I will be disqualified. I guess I will loose this one.

[evadreid]

That would be nice!

[stonehouse]

I like contests that are this easy to enter

[stonehouse]

not to mention the cost to enter (lol)

[TheXproducts]

Would love to WIN that !!!!!!!! Good Luck to all V.I.P members

[jhg421]

Lots a luck to vip members.But i would love to win allso.

[missjaime]

I'll try this reciever........will u ship to Bermuda.........

[Grasshopper]

Here is another contest here: http://www.ftaconcept.com/showthread.php?p=81344#post81344

[i900d]

pick me i need a new reciver the coolsat i to much problems

[tony52556]

wow thats a nice gift

[salesman]

I'm testing cs5000 and cw700 a vs360 would be great to and to the list.

[salesman]

I do need to add a different unit a sonicview or a viewstat would fit the bill perfect. Especially at that price.

[Catzie]

ok did we decide who would keep count for me. You know with 2 contests going how is my simple mind going to keep up. There is 2 going on right? Or is it 4. See I cannot keep count. HELP please. LOL This is a great site.

[mmartindls]

Hope everyone had a great weekend!!! Mine was fantastic!!!!

[snitzhel]

The SONICVIEW SV-360 ELITE is one of the best Dual Tuner PVR (Personal Video Recording) FTA (Free To Air) Receivers. This means you can record on one channel while watching another totally different channel. It also has three (3) USB 2.0 ports. Other awesome features include picture-in-picture (PIP), dual recording, time-shifting, and high speed channel switching. Using an external hard drive, you will be able to record all your favorite shows. You can even record two shows at the same time!

[snitzhel]

PRODUCT FEATURES

* DUAL (2) Tuners
* Blind Scan Supported
* Dual Recording & Playback Simultaneously
* USB 2.0 Supported : 3 Embedded host ports
* Time-Shift mode supported
* Recording Capacity depends on External HDD Size
* Fully MPEG-2 & DVB-S Supported : STi 5100 MPEG Chip-Sets
* 32 Bit RISC CPU
* 64M Byte DDR SDRAM/4M Byte Flash
* 128K Bit EEPROM
* PIG (Picture-In-Graphic) Available
* PIP (Picture-in-Picture)
* Component output (Y, Pb, Pr)
* USAL Supported
* 256 Colors & User Friendly GUI for Easy Control
* Fast Booting, Scanning, and channel changing
* S/W Downloading with Serial Port / USB 2.0 Port
* Digital Audio Output
* Parental Lock Function using Master PIN Code
* 6000 Channel Programmable
* 100 Satellite Programmable
* Background Graphic Display for Radio Program Channels
* Various Aspect Ratio with4:3, Letter Box, Full Screen & 16:9
* Channel Sorting by FTA, CAS, Satellite, Alphabetic Order & Network
* 8 Favorite Channel List Group Programmable
* Close Caption Supported

[snitzhel]

The Award winning 360 Elite is the new twin tuner PVR from Sonicview.
The Elite is the first of the 360 lines of receivers out. A sleek black box that matches the modern HDTV with a glossy piano finish, when you plug it in the Sonicview Logo lights up in blue, which was very cool. The 350 Elite also has 3 USB ports 2 rear and 1 in front. Two small buttons (on/off and menu) and a set of ring buttons (left/right/up/down arrows and ok) on the front panel allow you to completely operate the receiver without a remote if necessary.
There are the typical RCA jacks that provide video and stereo analog outputs. But for improved video quality there is an S video output and better yet, another set of RCA jacks that give you component video outputs (Y, PB and Pr), to go along with that is an optical S-PDIF digital audio output for higher audio quality. The tuner is also improved as well giving near HD quality picture.
The Remote fits ergonomically in your hand, the ring buttons and the buttons for the numerical keypad glow in the dark.
The Sonicview 360 Elite comes with a preprogrammed list of 195 satellites and you can even add five more. The Sonicview is Diseqc 1.0/1.1/1.2/USALS compatible, allowing you to connect its two tuner inputs to almost any impossible antenna configuration from a single antenna to a motorized system. If using DPP technology you can also run one wire to the receiver and use the DPP Separator to run both tuners independently. This is the only receiver on the market to use this technology.
The Elite 360 uses an external hard drive but can also use a memory stick, and that’s where the three USB ports come into play. The memory stick can be plugged into any of the three USB ports. Recording a program is as simple as pressing the red Record button on the remote control. Simply push the stop button to end the recording. If you want to record a second channel while the first is still recording switch to the channel you want to record and repeat. Both channels will be record at the same time. Pushing the stop button will give you the option to stop recording one of the channels or both channels.
There is also an eight event timer so you can set the receiver to record your favorite programs while you are gone, as well as a time switch function to put a program on hold if you get interrupted during a program. You can also watch one program while you record another.
The Soicview 3690 Elite also has other features such as picture in picture in picture (PIP), play mp3s, and jpeg viewer to show your camera pictures.

[deabil01]

wow...hope it' me...would love to try thi new stb....cheers...all

[RICMS]

Great ideas and quality supplies do deserve my support. Does my new receiver come in gold?

Great site everyone!! Thanx!! :)

[snitzhel]

sonicview 360 elite HD coming soon guys

Full list of features of the Sonicview 360:

The SonicView 360 FTA receiver provides High Definition HD digital free to air satellite reception for the USA, Canadian, and Caribbean markets.

This is SonicView's incredible HDTV FTA Receiver and it is an amazing looking unit!

* Dimension : 370(W) x 250(D) x 60(H)mm
* Selectable Output Video Format : 1080i / 720p / 480p / 480i
* 2 Tuners : ATSC Tuner(Sharp,NIM Type) & QPSK (Samsung, NIM Type)
* USB 2.0 PVR Function Supported : 1 Channel Record & Play with an external HDD
* Fully Comply with ATSC HDTV(VSB) & DVB-S MPEG 2
* EPG Supported
* Close Caption Supported
* 9 Characters 1 Line VFD Blue Display
* Channel Naming Supported
* Full Colors & User Friendly GUI for Easy Control
* The Fastest Booting & Scan Speed
* Single & Multi-Satellite Auto Scan
* Manual Scan Supported
* Highly Speedy Channel Changing Time : Less than 1 Sec.
* 6,000 Channels Memory Capacity for TV & Radio Programs
* 8 Favorite Channel List Group Programmable
* Channel Sorting by FTA, CAS, Satellite, Alphabetic Order & Network
* Muti-Picture Frame Screen Available
* 7 Controlling Keys Power On/Off, Channel Up & Down, Volume Up &Down, Menu, OK
* F-Connector : TV Antenna-In
* 1 LNB Input with IF Signal Loop Through Input Frequency 950 – 2150 MHz Tuner Symbol Rate : 1?45 MS/s
* Supports SCPC & MCPC from C / Ku-band DiSEqC 1.0 & 1.2 USALS with 500mA Max LNB Power / 22KHz Switching Control Supported
* 4, 9,16 Flame Screen & Thumbnail View Selectable
* Zoom In-Out Function for Watching Screen
* Various Aspect Ratio with4:3, Letter Box, Full Screen & 16:9
* Background Graphic Display for Radio Program Channels
* Parental Lock Function using Master PIN Code
* Automatic NTSC / PAL Detection and Simple Video Converter (NTSC <-> PAL)
* RS232C 9-PIN Connector : Twisted Cable
* USB 2.0 Host : For S/W Downloading
* PC to Set S/W Downloading using Window based Specific Program
* Set to Set S/W Downloading (Main Program & Channel List Data File)
* RCA Output for Video, Audio L/R
* Composite Video Output( Y,Pb,Pr)
* HDTV HDMI Output Connector
* S/PDIF for Digital Audio / Dolby AC-3 Bitstream Output
* S-VHS Output Connector
* Useful Universal Remote Control Unit 95~250 VAC 50/60Hz Universal IR Remote Control
* 3 Phono RCA Cable, Serial Cable, 2 *** Batteries for RCU & User’s Manual

[snitzhel]

THE ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall handsome extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could
not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely he leaned over and whispered to her 'I'll do anything absolutely anything that you want me to do no matter how kinky for $20.00...on one condition.'

Flabbergasted the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said: 'Clean my house.'

[snitzhel]

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

[snitzhel]

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.

The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop
and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a
doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled
back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and
the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.

The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.

She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me
and I didn't listen to you.

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.

[snitzhel]

A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps.
'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.'

[Grasshopper]

snitzhel,

Only ten posts per user, if you go over ten posts... you will be disqualified

[gremlin411]

WINTER BLONDE

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.


The trucker lowers the window, and she says 'Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.'

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, 'Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!'

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says 'Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!'

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.



He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...




'Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in ILLINOIS and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!

[snitzhel]

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car
drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest
words. These instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even
incompetent writing may be highly entertaining.

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

I thought my windows was done but I found out it was up when I put my head
through it.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I
hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and
headed over the embankment.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I
reached an intersection, a hedge sprange up, obscuring my vision and I did
not see the other car.

I had been driving for 40 years when I feel asleep at the wheel and had an
accident.

I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal
joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place
where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time
to avoid the accident.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, I found
that I had a fractured skull.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the
road when I struck him.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran over him.

I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of
my car.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a
big mouth.

I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a
ditch by some stray cows.

The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its
way when it struck my front end.

[snitzhel]

hilarious courtroom bloopers

Q. What is your brother-in-law's name?
A. Borofkin.
Q. What's his first name?
A. I can't remember.
Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first
name?
A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and pointing
to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name!
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Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
A. No.
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Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A. By death.
Q. And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
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Q. What is your name?
A. Ernestine McDowell.
Q. And what is your marital status?
A. Fair.
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Q. Are you married?
A. No, I'm divorced.
Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A. A lot of things I didn't know about.
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Q. And who is this person you are speaking of?
A. My ex-widow said it.
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Q. How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?
A. Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney,
and said he was really good.
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Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
A. I will be three months November 8th.
Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
A. Yes.
Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time?
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Q. Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
A. I should be.
Q. How many times have you comitted suicide?
A. Four times.
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Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you peformed on dead people?
A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.
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Q. Were you aquainted with the deceased?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Before or after he died?
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Q. Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?
A. Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words.
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Q. What happened then?
A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q. Did he kill you?
A. No.
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Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work.
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THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present
information
and prejudice from your minds, if you have any.
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Q. Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
A. No.
Q. What was he doing with the dog's ears?
A. Picking them up in the air.
Q. Where was the dog at this time?
A. Attached to the ears.
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Q. When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able,
for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also,
would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?
MR. BROOKS: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.
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Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do
you go to?
A. Oral.
Q. How old are you?
A. Oral.
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Q. What is your relationship with the plaintiff?
A. She is my daughter.
Q. Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
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Q. Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a
victim?
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Q. ...and what did he do then?
A. He came home, and next morning he was dead.
Q. So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?
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Q. Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities?
A. He didn't offer me nothing; he just said I could have the furniture.
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Q. So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe
with respect to your scalp?
A. I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital.
Q. It was covered?
A. Yes, bandaged.
Q. Then, later on.. what did you see?
A. I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top
of my head.
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Q. Could you see him from where you were standing?
A. I could see his head.
Q. And where was his head?
A. Just above his shoulders.
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Q. What can you tell us about he truthfulness and veracity of this
defendant?
A. Oh, she will tell the truth. She said she'd kill that sonofabitch - and
she did!
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Q. Do you drink when you're on duty?
A. I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk.
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Q. ...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial
instead of an attempted murder trial?
A. The victim lived.
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Q. Are you sexually active?
A. No, I just lie there.
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Q. Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
A. Yes, I have been since early childhood.
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Q. The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective
witness,
isn't it. You too were shot in the fracas?
A. No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval.
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Q. What is the meaning of sperm being present?
A. It indicates intercourse.
Q. Male sperm?
A. That is the only kind I know.
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Q. (Showing man picture.) That's you?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. And you were present when the picture was taken, right?
--------
Q. Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

[ngm51]

I'm in..... figured it's about time... Thanks for everything so far... Keep up all the great work..

[SateliteJack]

OK,

I'm In ! :banana

[player_nick_22]

Give it to me. Glad to now be a paying member. Keep up the good work!




:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

[tm61]

you should pick me i will examine it and report back how well i enjoy free tv

[bubbap]

I wanna win, I wanna win :banana

[ohcanada2001ca]

Duh.....pick meeeee

[Intrepid]

COUNT ME IN .......YO LA QUIERO , YO LA QUIERO. :rolleyes::1st

[trvlkng]

sounds good.. i need another box .. have three tv's keep moving box to different rooms at night..
thanks for the chance

[Ivetteortiz]

Yeahhhh, at lastttt, I'm a VIP Memberrrrr!!!!

[Ima Nokie]

It looks like a nice STB... pick me...pick me...

[TD52]

you guys made a good choice by becoming a VIP member...you know you can get files faster and not have to wait till there is room to get a spot to be able to downkoad....the staff are proud of you by joining and it helps the site by expanding and now you get a chance to get one of the best fta's out I have one and it works when my other fta's have gone down..the fixes come fas and most of the time before the emc hits...and besides ...not like the other fixes that just put a band aid on the receiver to get it going...the next time they release a fix you will see that they have the ecm taken care of but they also add more added updates ppl have asked for...and they are ahead of the game also your video is one of the best out there...I thought my IV200 had a great picture but this fts is just as good if not better and trust me both have perfect video ...you will not see any difference unless you have the equipment to test and adjust the picture...sort or a neat deal you put the receiver to adjust the picture on the middle of the screen and a probe where you sit or in bed and use there equipment or like I use my laptop to adjust it to the best video.....it is great and easy to use...but unless you have deep pockets to use it on only your TVs at home.....it is better to get a pro to do it for you...you have to do 500 TV's to break even
But I will not live without it since the large screen TV's came out...the also have one from the same company that does the sound...great unit...but I can not hear the difference because I am older and my hearing is not as good as it was when I was 40 years younger and it woks best for a 7 speaker system or more...you can fine tune it to sound like a expensive system
so good luck to all that singed up and hope you are the winner...you are always the winner by just joining up

[harleynut]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Too borrow the neibours Multi switch:banana

[jann52ca]

Just signed up, Pick ME please!!!!

[mceathron]

how can I post when I will be at work. Not very fair!!

[itsallgood]

I am lovin it!!!

[dstonecold4]

keep up the good work guys

[mich_pat]

OK maybe I win this time.:):)

[notoriuss]

thanks for all the great help guys, glad to have joined

[emtp99]

i could use it

[bonock]

pick me for the giveaway

[Coolsat9180]

i want it PLEASE!
:welcome:eek:

[duhbeans]

me too plz!

[ulyguy]

will I be the lucky one ^^ Please count me in

[leoboel]

My name is Ritchie Cunningham.... and this is my wife... OPRAH... dielaughing

[dstonecold4]

Who will be the lucky one? Hopefully me.

[dman999]

I wish it had been a much later closing time for us west coasters. Pretty much any of us out here won't be players in this since many of us can't accesss this site or post during work hours. I don't even get home until 5PM which is 8PM EST.

[Intrepid]

Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get :banana
close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I
get sick to my stomach.
Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
Patient sticks out his tongue...:rolleyes:

[deathracer]

lucky for me i dont work at that time, unfortunately thats when i take a nap after coming home from work.

[Catzie]

Good luck to me.

[quantumNgen]

Need some of that fine Sonicview ass....ooooooo yeah.

[chief801]

count me in too

[leoboel]

I know there is a light at the end of the tunnel.... I just can't see it.. :eek:

[burch]

A small zoo in Kentucky obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to
handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.

The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male
gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee
Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal
cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed
ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the
gorilla for $500.00?

Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would
accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

'First', Bobby Lee said, 'I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips.'
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

'Second', he said, 'She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt.'
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

'Third', he said, 'you can't never tell no one about this.'
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

'Fourth', Bobby Lee said, 'I want all the children raised
Southern Baptist.' Once again it was agreed.

'And last,' Bobby Lee said, 'I'll need another week to come
up with the $500.00.'

[boblits]

I'm in too. Still a bargain.

[freaky]

cheeser you gota change that avatar dude

leaf fan 4ever

[Intrepid]

Good luck to all .... :)

[dci40]

so much to win so ittle time to remember. My Alzheimer’s better not kick in

[cheeser]

i'm back again .

[singhnx01]

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... great site and great support

[singhnx01]

2 dollars for month is nothing as compared to what this site gives u back... keep up the good work

[JC7257]

Great response. This is a great STB with the dual tuners. If you win, you will enjoy this STB....

[mleroux]

woo hoo make me a winner..... :o)

[Ashliegh]

seems alot of people are interested in this contest

[sandman707c370]

that is a good way to bring in more people into the vip group

[bubbap]

I hope I win, I hope I win.... I really hope I win. :banana

[Fullflap]

A BIG thanks to everyone at FTA Concept. The site is easy to navigate and the information is always helpfull.

[singhnx01]

good luck to all

[jhg421]

Please let me win that.

[Bomanala]

I like to win :clap Amen

[leoboel]

No B3V so i enter contest.... again....:p:p

[nybo30]

is this how u post?

[harleynut]

me too , how bout now?

[kevinnguyenbos]

Count me in.

[allen111]

pick me too

[littlestarfish]

No, Pick me!!! :*

[missjaime]

http://www.ftaconcept.com/picture.php?albumid=2&pictureid=5

[carter]

I know that I will win

[icerock]

I want one!

[SateliteJack]

Pick Me.
I Need One

[kbhuggan]

hope im the winner

[desert]

this is awsome +++ keep up this stuff

[dstonecold4]

Make me the winner. Football rite around the corner

[sunshine7677]

I am loving this contest. I will love it more if I win this?
Ha! Ha!

[walterswoodman]

I never win anything, maybe my luck will change.

[Fullflap]

Was going to buy a new reciever but better wait just incase I win.

[mobilemover]

I could use a new setup.ha.ha.

[cnsheets]

I never win anything either :(

[jstgo]

Good luck to all. Specially me.

[chief801]

seems that there is alot of us that never wins (lol) but someone is gonna win and i sure hope its me

[E9 scout sniper]

if u are reading this post, u have been in my crosshairs ......bang

[bubbap]

:)Well we all seem to be down I thought I better take another chance at entering to win this new receiver. I can hope can't I? :)

[sleepygil12]

my kids hog both of my stb's so pick me

[sleepygil12]

i really need to win this contest< :banana so all u members have a heart and dont post< haha

[icerock]

Good luck to all

[icerock]

Does anyone know how to get Mexico's free air channels?

[hoangthai1]

a ha...is it me?

[Hankers]

me me me me and mini me :)

[desert]

hey the days are long but aways have time for u all thanks for all the support

[Intrepid]

I am here ........:rolleyes:
Post # ?

[Hankers]

I'm here and there ;)

[fkelley]

i'm hoping to win, pick me i need one for MY ROOM hahaha

[SatelliteGuy1982]

Sign me up!!!!!:banana

[Mojo]

May I...............
:)

[stonehouse]

to be, or not to be...

[theleafs]

OK no one else post now!!!!

[Hankers]

was that a question?

[Bomanala]

I hope to win :clap

[adwehbe]

Good luck folks

[pk2]

Put my name in the hat

[tony52556]

And put my name in the hat also

[bodyman1]

Hello everyone,

Here is our first contest for our V.I.P members. The winner will win a Sonicview 360 Elite and it will be shipped from Viewsats.com. The contest will end at the end of this month.

Here are the rules: ALL V.I.P members can post on this thread up to 10 posts, and the member with the last post on this thread will win the receiver. you can post jokes or anything you want, EXCEPT pornography, pornografic materials and anything related to such.

Thread will be closed at 4:30 PM EST or 1:30 PM PST on July 31st


http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee152/ftaconcept/untitled-7.jpg (http://[URL]http://www.viewsat.com)


Sonicview SV360 Elite Specifications

• Fully MPEG-2 & DVB-S Supported
• 2 Tuners and Blind Scan Supported
• 3 USB 2.0 Ports for External HDD and USB Memory Stick
• S/PDIF for Digital Audio / Dolby AC-3 Bitstream Output
• RCA and Components Outputs : Y, Pb, Pr
• S-Video Output
• USAL Supported
• 16 Bit (65,536) Colors & User Friendly GUI for Easy Control
• Fast Booting and Scan Speed
• Signal & Multi-Satellite Auto Scan
• Manual Scan Supported
• High Speed Channel Changing Time: Less than 1 Second
• 6,000 Channel Memory Capacity for TV and Radio Programs
• 8 Programmable Favorite Channel List Groups
• Channel Sorting by FTA, CAS, Satellite, Alphabetical and Network
• Picture in Graphic Available
• Software Downloading with Serial Port and or USB 2.0 Port
• Zoom In / Out function for TV
• Various Aspect Ratio with 4:3, Letter Box, Full Screen & 16:9
• Background Graphic Display for Radio Program Channels
• Parental Lock Function Using Master PIN Code
• 20 Step Volume Control
• Useful Remote Key Functions for Channel Find, Edit and Signal Strength Display
• Dual Record & Playback Simultaneously Using External HDD
• Dual Recording and Time Shifting Simultaneously Using External HDD
• Time Shifting Supported Using External HDD
• Powerful Trick Mode Supported Using External HDD
• Live Picture in Picture (PIP) Supported
• Music and Photo File Supported
when i get files

[Ivetteortiz]

heyyyyyy, I wanna win too!!!!

[larissita]

i wanna win pick me please!!!!!!! :)

[biagio]

I am in for sure..once my payment for VIP goes through

[anakin77]

I am new in this post ( 1)

[anakin77]

I just became a member v i p cool ( 2)

[anakin77]

Good luck to all ( 3 )

[T-crank]

Very nice!! Glad to contribute to all programmers and site holders.

[dstonecold4]

Thats why im a site supporter for the great support and first to come out with new fixes like today. Also for the giveaways like this one.

[adam_hope]

the price is right.....cant go wrong for $2 a month....most reliable fta site......great work coders!

[hungbruce]

Viet Nam Cong Hoa trao cho toi thang please

[gobsmacked]

After six years of testing this is my first post at any site.....So if I time it right the next will be a winner:banana

[jhg421]

This would be a great gift for my birthday so pick me. hehehe

[toxicfta]

Pick me to win. from what I read this is a great receiver

[n2g6pm]

Hi there, I am VIP now, ;) glad to be in the VIP family and support this site

[shoombu]

hope i'm the lucky one!

[wolf101]

This is a very good idea as all the members will have a chance to win something and site will be supported:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap

[grahamben]

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and the druggist says "What can I get you" The duck says "I would like some chapstick please" The pharmasist goes and get the duck his chapstick, returns and gives it to the duck. He asks the duck "Who will you be paying for that?" The duck replies "Just put it on my Bill"

Ya i know it's old but it's all I could come up with(grin)

Kelly

[grahamben]

BTW To: Satellite Hunter

I love your site, and want to thank you for keeping to up and running. glad I could finally figure out how to become a member. Couldn't think of a better place to donate!!
Kelly Benish

[golemy]

This is great

[mrtee74]

you are doing a wonderful job..sure would like to have the unit..mrtee74

[Catzie]

I really need to win this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on gimmie gimmie

[2008]

let's see who is the lucky one :D

[grahamben]

tag your it

[irfansalam]

Great Offer

[papa dave]

Just bought my vip access so you know where to send it!!

[icerock]

Pick me I need it. :-)

[xd4v3x]

has anyone won anything yet??

[harleynut]

how bout picking me:banana

[golemy]

Is Windows a virus?
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.

1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.

Maybe Windows really is a virus.

Nope! There is a difference!

Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.

[cuadradop]

:banana yes yes

[OBAKA]

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

[icerock]

getting closer. good luck

[salesman]

I think it would look better by my Ultra

[edelic]

I want it!
thankx for the opportunity!!!!!

[zzload]

Sweet :) haha

[skal8tn70]

That is a sweet Box. Can i join in. i really want this beauty!

[sunshine7677]

I am all over this

[satellite1010]

fta concept.. the most reliable fta site i've encountered yet!

[satellite1010]

yes im sure it will but yur not the only one that would wanna make that happen;)

[Bomanala]

sweet box....let me test it